The waitress with no brain or memory....

Have you ever had to deal with stupid waiters ??? I had to deal with the most stupid of all. I was out of town and didn't knew the area so well so when i saw i nice looking restaurant i said : This is where i can eat something good. ...."NOT".... [quote from Borat] . I had my usual 3 coffees per day there and i was ready to order something to eat. As i was flicking through the menu i get to a page where it says : MENU OF THE DAY and a price.
Out of curiosity i ask the waitress what is the menu of the day ?
She answers : " Well...[ scratching her head] it's.... aaaahhhh....potatoes with...aaaahhh. "
I: " Well go to the bar and ask the bartender ...if you do not know."

After 5 minutes she comes back: " The menu of the day is potatoes with pork ."
I said thank you and asked her to come back later because their menu of the day didn't sound that appealing to me.

I finally decide to take a traditional Romanian food served only in my side of the country: TOCHITURA MOLDOVENEASCA. It's pork fried in it's own juice with polenta , cheese and eggs . I call the waitress again and ask her: "Does this has polenta ,cheese and eggs ?"
She answears: " Ahhhhhh [ scratching her head again] I DON'T KNOW!"

I had that and it was OK....a bit too dry but eatable .

Why the caption to this post is "The waitress with no brain or memory"? Well i hope you can see my point!!!